Chef A and Chef T are both part of the same restaurant group. Chef A calls Chef T looking for a helping hand.
Chef A: Dude, I'm in a pinch and looking for some Activa. Can you spare some RM and YG?
Chef T: RM and YG, I don't think I have any of those. I only use the new stuff. It works for pretty much anything.
Chef A: The new stuff?
Chef T: Yeah, Activa FU, haven't you heard about it?
Chef A: No, FU huh? And it works for everything?
Chef T: Everything I've ever needed it for.
4 hours later. Chef A calls back.
Chef A: You a--h---! It took me four hours to figure that out...
New is not always better, a lightly fictionalized account of a true story.